Breaking the silence

Right now I have a deep-seated jealousy for the rest of my f-list, and everyone who is able to express themselves without this horrible fear plaguing them that makes them private their entries at the last minute. So, instead of actually making a statement and taking responsibility for my words and actions, I'll show a video that sums up my feelings, and explains why I've disappeared for the past few weeks:

There. Doesn't everyone feel enlightened? I certainly feel like I got something off my chest. Mental note: Sarcasm still isn't translating well into text. Must check with lab monkeys.

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