Character Meme (gone out of control)

The Character Meme That Turned Into Fic Crack Snarkapalooza We'll just go with character meme.

Originally from mumumugen, who after knowing me for more than a decade, should really know better than to encourage me in matters such as this.

.:Rules:. (in which I blatantly disregard two out of the three)
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people. (...go on, I dare ya.)

.:Characters:.
John Sheppard (SGA)
Rodney McKay (SGA)
I was going to do three others, but two someones took over. You're all shocked, I know.

.:Questions:.

( Meme With Spoilers for Seasons 1-4 of SGA plus a fanfic or two )