15 Minute Ficlet: Don't Shoot the Messenger

Title: Don't Shoot the Messenger
Rating: G
Genre: Gen
Words: 687
Summary: Ronon never bothered with the finer points of Earth's colloquialisms.
A/N: General season four spoilers. Written for Word #49 on 15_minute_fic

( There was an Earth saying that Ronon had heard during his time on Atlantis... )

Crack Fic: Threadbare

Title: Threadbare
Genre: Gen, Humor, Crack
Summary: A good pair of socks is hard to find.
A/N: Not pure refined crack, some of the cheaper grade. Written for jadesfire2808, who I offered to write "sock fic" for after recently suffering from a tragic sock accident. This in no way can make up for her angst, but hopefully can soothe her soul a little. I also apparently need more to do.

( Darn your socks, McKay! )

I'm just going to go... yeah...