Anyone Can Have Nightvision

[greyias]

I love Amazon and its random suggestions. Seriously, how did it know I've always wanted to be able to see in the dark? Psychic Website, that's how. [ How does that work? Would the AS3 code in Flash look this?:

import fl.psychic.link (lj user=greyias);

Forgive me, I've been learning Flash for the past two days. It's kind of creeping in.

But, lo and behold, today's product reccomendation:

EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles

Dude, dude, wait... are you serious? Night Vision and infared? All in one? That's amazing! How much would I have to pay for these beauties?

$68.99? Are you giving them away? Holy schnikes, sign me up for one, no, wait, give me two pairs, that way I can play Midnight Hide-and-Go-Seek with my flist. I mean--



...WTF?

You want me to go out in public in that? Amazon... Amazon, why do you mock me so? If I went outside in those, no one would ever take me seriously again. I'm sorry, but my dignity is just not worth the ability to pretend like I'm the Predator, or have the opportunity to shout in a thick Austrian accent "If it bleeds, you can keel it!"

Oh, who am I kidding? I'll take three.

You guys would play Midnight Hide-and-Go-Seek with me, wouldn't you? Bueller? Bueller?

Comments

[wildcat88.livejournal.com]

I would absolutely play midnight hide and seek. After all, who's going to see us? Just the other dorks with their nightvision goggles. :)

[greyias.livejournal.com]

\o/ *hands over some nightvision goggles*

[michelel72.livejournal.com]

Okay, but if the people who would mock you aren't wearing these themselves, and thus subject to the Glass House/Stones Dilemma, how can they see you to mock you, hmmmmmmmmm? :>

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Clearly there is a flaw in my argument above... because I seemed to forget I wouldn't be walking out during the daylight hours wearing them.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? Those are awesome!!*

* By certain definitions of the word awesome as assigned by Xparrot and not agreed upon by anyone else on the planet Earth or any others in the immediate galactic vicinity.

[greyias.livejournal.com]

So you'll be an Eyeclops with me? XD

[leesa_perrie]

Want!

Yep, I'd play Hide and Go seek in the dark with you!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! We start at midnight... er, your time. Wait, it's not dark here. My time... or is that morning your time?

...damn time zones!

[leesa_perrie]

LOL! Guess we'd have to get together in one time zone!

[trystings.livejournal.com]

will they fit over my ninja bunny hat? (http://bunnywarez.com/catalog/images/ninja_bunny_black.jpg)

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Well played. Well played.

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't that be 'hide and go geek'? I would totally play, except for how I fall over everything in broad daylight. All that's likely to change with the night-vision glasses is that I see more stuff to walk into ;)

But still. Dorktastic, dude!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd never said we'd be stealthy in our midnight madness ;) C'monnnn, it'll be fun. Everyone's doing it.

[twit1217.livejournal.com]

The first thing I thought of...Wow, Jinto and Wex would love these!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

They would, wouldn't they? *g* But I think the goggles they stole from Ford were marginally cooler.