Somehow I managed to breathe jalapeno up my nose this morning. Oh, colossal kolache, why do you betray me so? (Also... how do I do this to myself?) Oh, it burns...
OT1H: Pretty gruesome pain, embarassing nasal runnage, possible sinus infection.
OTOH: You get the trump story for every most painful moment contest ever unless you end up meeting Bear Grills someday.
(This comment is mostly for the purposes of letting you know that I have friended you? Because I enjoy your fic, and your sense of humor is... amusing to me. Which might be redundant, but, you know, complementary.)
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
Re: OT1H: In retrospect, the pain was only initially bad. I sneezed a lot. (The other two... ew, yeah, maybe a little.)
Re: OTOH: Man, I can even top myself in this category ;) I once managed to break my toe by walking from my living room to my kitchen.
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
Well, it probably had to do with me trying to surgically remove the jalapenos from the kolache with by fingers, and accidentally shredding a tiny, inhalable piece. How it got from point A to point B is still beyond me (but then again, I somehow manage to get spaghetti sauce on my forehead when eating Italian, so I'm probably just beyond hope.) Thankfully, the sneeze was invented for just this emergency... so I didn't exactly aspirate it.
APOLOGIES FOR LENGTHLINESS
Nahh, never apologize. I love to talk, so it gives me plenty of opportunity to embarrass myself further expand on my thoughts :D
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OTOH: You get the trump story for every most painful moment contest ever unless you end up meeting Bear Grills someday.
(This comment is mostly for the purposes of letting you know that I have friended you? Because I enjoy your fic, and your sense of humor is... amusing to me. Which might be redundant, but, you know, complementary.)
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
APOLOGIES FOR LENGTHLINESS
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Re: OT1H: In retrospect, the pain was only initially bad. I sneezed a lot. (The other two... ew, yeah, maybe a little.)
Re: OTOH: Man, I can even top myself in this category ;) I once managed to break my toe by walking from my living room to my kitchen.
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
Well, it probably had to do with me trying to surgically remove the jalapenos from the kolache with by fingers, and accidentally shredding a tiny, inhalable piece. How it got from point A to point B is still beyond me (but then again, I somehow manage to get spaghetti sauce on my forehead when eating Italian, so I'm probably just beyond hope.) Thankfully, the sneeze was invented for just this emergency... so I didn't exactly aspirate it.
APOLOGIES FOR LENGTHLINESS
Nahh, never apologize. I love to talk, so it gives me plenty of opportunity to
embarrass myself furtherexpand on my thoughts :D