Somehow I managed to breathe jalapeno up my nose this morning. Oh, colossal kolache, why do you betray me so? (Also... how do I do this to myself?) Oh, it burns...
Re: OT1H: In retrospect, the pain was only initially bad. I sneezed a lot. (The other two... ew, yeah, maybe a little.)
Re: OTOH: Man, I can even top myself in this category ;) I once managed to break my toe by walking from my living room to my kitchen.
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
Well, it probably had to do with me trying to surgically remove the jalapenos from the kolache with by fingers, and accidentally shredding a tiny, inhalable piece. How it got from point A to point B is still beyond me (but then again, I somehow manage to get spaghetti sauce on my forehead when eating Italian, so I'm probably just beyond hope.) Thankfully, the sneeze was invented for just this emergency... so I didn't exactly aspirate it.
APOLOGIES FOR LENGTHLINESS
Nahh, never apologize. I love to talk, so it gives me plenty of opportunity to embarrass myself further expand on my thoughts :D
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Re: OT1H: In retrospect, the pain was only initially bad. I sneezed a lot. (The other two... ew, yeah, maybe a little.)
Re: OTOH: Man, I can even top myself in this category ;) I once managed to break my toe by walking from my living room to my kitchen.
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
Well, it probably had to do with me trying to surgically remove the jalapenos from the kolache with by fingers, and accidentally shredding a tiny, inhalable piece. How it got from point A to point B is still beyond me (but then again, I somehow manage to get spaghetti sauce on my forehead when eating Italian, so I'm probably just beyond hope.) Thankfully, the sneeze was invented for just this emergency... so I didn't exactly aspirate it.
APOLOGIES FOR LENGTHLINESS
Nahh, never apologize. I love to talk, so it gives me plenty of opportunity to
embarrass myself furtherexpand on my thoughts :D