Somehow I managed to breathe jalapeno up my nose this morning. Oh, colossal kolache, why do you betray me so? (Also... how do I do this to myself?) Oh, it burns...
Would it help you to know that I was laughing so much at one point at the con this weekend that I hit my nose on the chair in front?! Yeah, not clever! Fortunately, no bruising or breaks - just embarrassment!
Ow. Sorry dude. To this day my mother loves to tell the story about when I was four or five, bit into one of my father's jalapenos, sat there for a few seconds, and then went fire-engine red and ran for the bathroom sink ....
OT1H: Pretty gruesome pain, embarassing nasal runnage, possible sinus infection.
OTOH: You get the trump story for every most painful moment contest ever unless you end up meeting Bear Grills someday.
(This comment is mostly for the purposes of letting you know that I have friended you? Because I enjoy your fic, and your sense of humor is... amusing to me. Which might be redundant, but, you know, complementary.)
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
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Would it help you to know that I was laughing so much at one point at the con this weekend that I hit my nose on the chair in front?! Yeah, not clever! Fortunately, no bruising or breaks - just embarrassment!
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OTOH: You get the trump story for every most painful moment contest ever unless you end up meeting Bear Grills someday.
(This comment is mostly for the purposes of letting you know that I have friended you? Because I enjoy your fic, and your sense of humor is... amusing to me. Which might be redundant, but, you know, complementary.)
Also, at the risk of sounding incredulous... was it, like, powdered jalapeno? Cause I don't know how fine a mince you can whip up, but I probably couldn't manage to snort the pieces I cut, even by accident :P
APOLOGIES FOR LENGTHLINESS
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