Titanic: The Animated Movie

[greyias]

Who needs words, when YouTube can speak for me? Mwahahaha!

What fresh hell is this?

PARTY TIME!

AT LAST... OH, AT LAST

Now that you are all scarred for life, have a happy Friday! :D

Comments

[leesa_perrie]

Arghhhh!!!! Why did I watch them? Why?!!! I'm scarred for life!!!

That last one nealy made me hurl (my normal reaction to overly overdone romantic stuff!)! Does the ship actually sink, btw? Or do they skip that bit as being too trumatic for kids?!

Why did you do this to me, grey, why?!!!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Because the world should feel my pain too, that's why.

And that last one... it's like they pulled every single romantic cliche in the book, thought up a few more, than flung them at the screen hoping someone might feel an ounce of this epic love.

And the boat sinks. But no one ("important") dies, because in a "kid-friendly" movie everyone is rescued. Just like real life! :D

[greyias.livejournal.com]

I'd also like to add that the girl manages to find her long-lost mother... and discovers that the guy she's in love was raised by her long-lost mother, and is more or less her adopted brother. No one finds this strange or creepy at all.

I wish I was joking.

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

That's a lie. She couldn't find her. She could never find HER PRECIOUS MOTHER!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

GAH! YOUR ICON IS TERRIFYING!

I know, she'd been looking for so long, looking for the one who left her the Star of the Ocean fugliest brooch prettiest locket in the world. She just kept getting waylaid by the bastard love child of Cinderella's Step Mother and Cruella deVille.

(Find the ending, it's truly horrific. It's okay, I'll wait.)

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

Ever noticed that they seem to have ripped off the design AND the brooch idea from Anastasia?

[greyias.livejournal.com]

It's not plagiarism! It really isn't!

And that's not Pongo and Perdita either.

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

Of course not...

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

PARTY TIME!!!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

XD BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

ACCORDION CHIME~~

[michelel72.livejournal.com]

The first just seemed pointless, the last was outright bad, but it's the middle one that just outright offends me. Whyyyeeeeeee????

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Because... because... because... uh...

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

[michelel72.livejournal.com]

::screams::

::faints passes out from womanly terror::

[quatres-star.livejournal.com]

You're off my friend's list, Grey.

[greyias.livejournal.com]

You mean that this didn't speak to you on a deep and emotional level?

[quatres-star.livejournal.com]

If by "deep and emotional level" you mean "did your mind feel like it was raped" then yes, yes it did.

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Can you show me on this doll where the video touched you?

[quatres-star.livejournal.com]

Everywhere.

[greyias.livejournal.com]

D:

[astridv.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is bad. It's... really rather spectacularly bad. This gives 'bad' a whole new meaning.

Okay, but now, how can I scrub this memory from brain???

[greyias.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure it's actually possible. I've been trying since I found it on YouTube... which means I should probably feel much worse for inflicting it on other people XD

[trystings.livejournal.com]

It took me a day to process this and I'm still not over the lip suction scene. So thank you. Here, have a lamenting angel icon. :)

[greyias.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome. It's one of those films that will stay with you... FOREVER.