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Best thing he's ever written!
Wow... way to not prove me wrong about your creepy obsession with Jewel Staite, Gero. I believe my Sim relationship with him just dropped into the red after reading that.
Yes. Plane sex is unconditional love. And Rodney's team and Elizabeth never loved Rodney unconditionally, they only ever wanted him for his body brains.
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...you know what? Screw being nice. He brought this on himself.
SNARK ALERT
But you see, their love was conditional. The condition was "no sex", and I can see how a man who has always found the meaning in his life through his accomplishments and later saving millions of lives would find that an unbearable way to live. Certainly it was no way to be loved. Visibly, it left him an empty shell of a man. I mean, the original ending in "Tao of Rodney", as he's on his death bed after he utters the line "You love me?", was followed up with the question, "Does this mean I get one last blowjob before I ascend?" And there was a resounding, "hell no!" from everyone, and then Rodney turned all glowy and said, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" and floated off to go find his one true love who didn't put conditions on their feelings, and would make him feel as good on the outside as he/she she did on the inside.
And for some bizarre reason, MGM/NBC/Sci-Fi didn't think that would fly with audiences, so instead Rodney decides to accept his team's oh-so-conditional-with-strings-attached-love and stayed on this mortal plane of existence. But secretly he was waiting. For that one orgasmperson love that would make him whole, complete. That would validate his existence as a human being and fill his empty shell with a warm glow that he could never attain from ascension. Luckily, Martin Gero saw his plight and gave him use of a private jet in "Brain Storm" and lobotomized another character in order for Rodney to reach his full potential. At ten thousand feet no less. Oh, and Keller was there too.
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Beware of TVTropes.com, it is very addictive, and you can lose hours of your life there without realizing it XD
Best thing he's ever written!
Wow... way to not prove me wrong about your creepy obsession with Jewel Staite, Gero. I believe my Sim relationship with him just dropped into the red after reading that.
Yes. Plane sex is unconditional love. And Rodney's team and Elizabeth never loved Rodney unconditionally, they only ever wanted him for his
bodybrains....
...
...you know what? Screw being nice. He brought this on himself.
But you see, their love was conditional. The condition was "no sex", and I can see how a man who has always found the meaning in his life through his accomplishments and later saving millions of lives would find that an unbearable way to live. Certainly it was no way to be loved. Visibly, it left him an empty shell of a man. I mean, the original ending in "Tao of Rodney", as he's on his death bed after he utters the line "You love me?", was followed up with the question, "Does this mean I get one last blowjob before I ascend?" And there was a resounding, "hell no!" from everyone, and then Rodney turned all glowy and said, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" and floated off to go find his one true love who didn't put conditions on their feelings, and would make him feel as good on the outside as
he/sheshe did on the inside.And for some bizarre reason, MGM/NBC/Sci-Fi didn't think that would fly with audiences, so instead Rodney decides to accept his team's oh-so-conditional-with-strings-attached-love and stayed on this mortal plane of existence. But secretly he was waiting. For that one
orgasmpersonlove that would make him whole, complete. That would validate his existence as a human being and fill his empty shell with a warm glow that he could never attain from ascension.Luckily, Martin Gero saw his plight and gave him use of a private jet in "Brain Storm" and lobotomized another character in order for Rodney to reach his full potential. At ten thousand feet no less. Oh, and Keller was there too.