It's a "man's world", and I do find it a little unsettling sometimes how much influence mass media has on my thoughts and internal workings. But darn it, the men are such interesting characters.

You forgot to add the prostitute with a heart of gold! :D

Damn! I knew I was forgetting something! I think I'll have John go pick up a hooker after he and Rodney have their sleepover and braid each others'

Eh, write a male character and then change all the pronouns. :D

...actually, that's kind of my new philosophy if I'm starting to suspect Sue-ism in a character. Of course, it creates very sexually confused women, but hey, that just makes life (and the characters) more interesting! :D