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aelfgyfu_mead ([personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead) wrote in [personal profile] greyias 2008-03-03 05:09 pm (UTC)

Okay, how's this:

We've seen people complaining about how Michael could have cloned a complete Carson and given him all of the real Carson's memories through "Misbegotten." Well, for all the nay-sayers out there, Greyias and I, in consultation with my Brilliant Husband, have come up with answers. Feel free to incorporate them into a season five script or two, Mr. Mallozzi; all we ask is that you credit us properly. (Remember, Aelfgyfu is spelled A-e-l-f-g-y-f-u. And Greyias also goes by Grey, Grey Lupous, Greywulf Lupous--you'd better put them all in there just to be sure.)

Ready? Here goes:

in Michael's dastardly and long-reaching plans to take over the Pegasus Galaxy (one convoluted plot thread at a time), he took his Carson Beckett DNA Sample® way back at the end of the episode "Michael" and brought it to ye olden Wraith Cloning Center ala "Spoils of War", and stuck it through the machine to make his insta-Carson™. He then has plenty of time to work on it. The clone is nearly ready to go by "Allies," but Michael needs to get the real Carson apart to do the memory transfer. When the Hive comes in "Misbegotten," Michael does a direct memory transfer between real Carson and insta-Carson™ via the PWL (Psychic Wraith Link) while both Carsons are unconscious--hands on both Carson and insta-Carson™'s head like an Evangelical preacher. The memories transfer, and Michael doesn't have to hold them all in his head (for which he is very grateful, because he really doesn't want to remember all those hours and hours Carson spent in conversation with his dear friend Rodney, or Carson's Mum, or most of what actually fills Carson's head). Carson is left on the planet for his friends to find, still thinking he's the only Carson Beckett in existence, and Michael escapes with insta-Carson™, who thinks he's the only Carson Beckett in existence.

We should note that the copyright on the Carson Beckett DNA Sample® and the trademark on insta-Carson™ may be held by Michael or by an as-yet-unidentified Wraith consortium, so you may want to consult a lawyer about permissions before using those.

--So, will that do? Did I spell all your aliases right? Did I leave any out?

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