"Dear John" Letter

[greyias]

Dear John Sheppard,

Please stop being so emotionally repressed. It gives me the fits trying to keep you in character while trying to communicate something. BECAUSE YOU DON'T COMMUNICATE.

AJLSRGHOUHSGF!

Okay, I might feel a little better now.

Plz emote more. Kthnx.

<3

Grey

Comments

[greyias.livejournal.com]

EL-EHM-AY-OH! Oh, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney...

Dearest Rodney,

You really shouldn't read other people's mail. It's an invasion of privacy. What John and I correspond about is purely our own business.

As for what I want from the man, just some material to work with! I actually wouldn't mind that hug you mentioned. I mean, I'm not saying he has to grope his teammates or anything, just an affectionate pat on the shoulder, you know? Besides, Ronon's hugs are adorable, everyone should join him in his freedom of expression. It's a sad day when the former fugitive is the one most in touch with his feelings.

As for drugs, I am high on life. Because seriously, is there anything trippier than reality? I think not.

As for the whump... sadly, that I am addicted to. Be assured though I would never (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3127214/1/Nepenthes_Kiss) whump (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2540127/1/Breakdown) you (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2619398/1/Rough_Landings). Really (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3866051/1/The_Night_of_the_Tentacle).

Please be assured, this is a matter that should be worked out between the Colonel and I. We need no buttinskis.

Not whumping you,

Greyias

[leesa_perrie]

ROTFL!!! Well, I think you've beaten me - I don't think I can top this one!!!!

Snerk! You tell him, girl!

And of course you never whump him *cough*!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Darn, it was starting to get really fun. Perhaps there was a bit of citrus in that last reply without me realizing it ;)

And I would never do anything to my Rodney on purpose... (unless I meant it).

Just trying to clean up that final scene to tie it together before sending it off to the beta. *le sigh* Sadly, I'm not sure the six month long okay, maybe a week or so perhaps a forty-eight hour period week-long angst over the whole sentiment of the story will come across.

But no, I would never ever whump Rodney without his express permission.