Sheppard fairy is so cute! (And really, does resemble John to a freakish amount)
Don't move to Alaska. It's really cold and the time difference sucks. And don't go to Hawaii! I'm still stunned part of my family moved there. It's about as far as you can go without reappearing on the other side.
But Alaska has whales! And Jack London lived there! And it has trees! And... and... yeah, I'm totally not suited for Alaskan living, from the snow alone. I was mentally scarred my first year of college after driving home through an ice storm. I'd probably go catatonic at the thought of having to drive on icy roads seven months out of the year.
EC Customs is not as paranoid as US Customs who confiscates twenty five plastic ball pens for fear the continent is poisoned with one whole ounce of blue ink.
Well, according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bic_pen), a BiC pen can be modified into a skewer gun, which has accuracy up to 75 m. You could take an airline pilot's eye out with that, and then he can't fly or land the plane. Now how is that kind of thinking paranoid? Please tell me.
Cookies are perfectly legal. *g*
Well that's good! Unlike your lethal, lead ink/skewer shooting pens. *tsks*
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Sheppard fairy is so cute! (And really, does resemble John to a freakish amount)
Don't move to Alaska. It's really cold and the time difference sucks. And don't go to Hawaii! I'm still stunned part of my family moved there. It's about as far as you can go without reappearing on the other side.
But Alaska has whales! And Jack London lived there! And it has trees! And... and... yeah, I'm totally not suited for Alaskan living, from the snow alone. I was mentally scarred my first year of college after driving home through an ice storm. I'd probably go catatonic at the thought of having to drive on icy roads seven months out of the year.
EC Customs is not as paranoid as US Customs who confiscates twenty five plastic ball pens for fear the continent is poisoned with one whole ounce of blue ink.
Well, according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bic_pen), a BiC pen can be modified into a skewer gun, which has accuracy up to 75 m. You could take an airline pilot's eye out with that, and then he can't fly or land the plane. Now how is that kind of thinking paranoid? Please tell me.
Cookies are perfectly legal. *g*
Well that's good! Unlike your lethal, lead ink/skewer shooting pens. *tsks*