BWAHAHA!! I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't this! This was hilarious. Had me snickering out loud in the library. I love the way you mixed present and past by having John and Rodney interject stuff into each other's comments. I'm not sure which was my favorite part. It was a toss-up between Rodney taking credit for "Let there be light" and Colonel Skinner's... I mean Baldwell's... I mean Caldwell's toilet exploding. :-)