BAHAHAHa, oh, you have EXCELLENT taste! Both the snickers commercial (as xparrot already said, we used to quote it. A LOT. And the SNL CJ? We have *all* of 'em, (in veerrrrry low video quality, but still ^_-) "I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore!"

I would contribute, but sadly, I think neechan's already beat me to most of the links. Err, do crazy random *huggles* count as contribution?