Oh, do you realize the power you grant me with such a statement? However, I shall be kind and merciful and grant you a choice:

Do you want a normal-person-prompt, or an evil-Greywolf-prompt? The latter has been known to cause extreme bitterness and the occasional confused "What the heck am I supposed to do with this?"

Edit: Choosing the evil-Greywolf-prompt comes with the added bonus of throwing the prompt back at me and making me suffer alongside you with it.