I have recently become aware of your correspondence with Colonel Sheppard, and really, what do you want from the man? He is as he is and that's all there is to!!
Next, you'll be wanting him to give his team members a manly hug. Ugh, that one Ronon gave me - in public - was bad enough without the Colonel getting in on the act.
As for writing poetry? What drugs are you on?! Not Wraith enzyme, I hope, though you do sound crazy enough for that. Trust me, it isn't worth it. Really. It just isn't.
Also, if Sheppard is not the whumpee in this story, then who is? Wait, no, I think I'd rather not know, especially if you have chosen to torment me this time. And just what is it with you writers and all the whump? Can you not refrain from it and write simple *pain free* action stories? Or humour even?
Really, this is getting ridiculous. I even have it on good authority that certain so called 'fans' have pleaded with a certain Joe Mallozzi for more Sheppard and, to my utter dismay, McKay whump for the next season. Has there not been enough these last four?!!
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Dear Greyias
I have recently become aware of your correspondence with Colonel Sheppard, and really, what do you want from the man? He is as he is and that's all there is to!!
Next, you'll be wanting him to give his team members a manly hug. Ugh, that one Ronon gave me - in public - was bad enough without the Colonel getting in on the act.
As for writing poetry? What drugs are you on?! Not Wraith enzyme, I hope, though you do sound crazy enough for that. Trust me, it isn't worth it. Really. It just isn't.
Also, if Sheppard is not the whumpee in this story, then who is? Wait, no, I think I'd rather not know, especially if you have chosen to torment me this time. And just what is it with you writers and all the whump? Can you not refrain from it and write simple *pain free* action stories? Or humour even?
Really, this is getting ridiculous. I even have it on good authority that certain so called 'fans' have pleaded with a certain Joe Mallozzi for more Sheppard and, to my utter dismay, McKay whump for the next season. Has there not been enough these last four?!!
Yours in despair,
Dr M Rodney McKay, Ph.D, Ph.D, etc and so on.